Ankomsthallen, Luleå Airport
Två välklädda affärsresenärer (~45) samtalar i väntan på att deras väskor ska lastas in. Den ene pratar engelska med brittiskt uttal, den andre pratar flytande svengelska.
Brittisk man: It will be lovely to finally experience the summer in northern Sweden. But I am a bit worried about the mosquitoes that people have warned me about.
Svensk man: Yes, the mygg is terrible. But we will mostly be inside so it is not so dangerous. But if you get a bite, do not scratch on the prick because it can get infected. I’ll give you some salva that helps if you need it.
Dracula giving head?
Ingen dålig bedrift att kunna flytande svengelska!
True. Do not scratch the prick, at least without lotion. If you do that, it’ll get red and swollen, and some white puss might come out. I understand that it might feel good to scratch it in the beginning, but after that the itch will come back even worse.
Hahaha den här var ju underbar! Det är alltför sällan man hör äkta svengelska!
Mygg-Beth, is that your name?
”flytande svengelska” – hahahaha